The Worst Spices

1. Bay leaf - you don’t do anything besides for slow me down
2. Tarragon - you do almost nothing
3. Thyme - I don’t like what you do very much
4. Anise - never liked ya
5. Fennel - see number 7 but more
6. Celery Seed - no one has ever ran out of celery seed
7. Not Smoked Paprika - what are we doing here, does your smoker work?
8. Cumin seed - why don’t you just grind it for me, thanks bye!