Only Ten Dinners for the Rest of Your Life

You have been thrown into a terrible world where you can only have ten entrees for dinner. This doesn’t mean ten exact dishes, this means you can only order ten things in the universe of food for your dining after 5:30pm for the rest of your life. There is no money exchanged here, so you still have to cook if you don’t have restaurant money at the time, so you can’t pick a bunch of stuff you can’t eat. Here’s what I go with:

  1. Spaghetti and meatballs

  2. Cheeseburger and Fries

  3. White Chicken Chili

  4. Thai Green Curry w/ Tofu

  5. Steak with predictable sides

  6. Cobb Salad

  7. Vegetarian Greek Dinner with Tempeh (this is a delicious workhorse dinner innovated by my wife Rachel)

  8. Enchiladas

  9. Salmon with Predictable Sides

  10. Sushi Dinner

That’s it! I could live with that. I would agree to eat only those items for dinner for a one time payment of $75,000.

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